Best Lovers in Switzerland?

I don't believe that the Swiss are the best lovers....no way.

Your woman is probably only half Swiss. Or maybe Kama Sutra was accidentally sent to her address from Ebay. Maybe she hooked up with some crazy Spaniard on her trip south and he taught her, or perhaps she watches travel shows on TV and realized how boring Swiss-style sex lives really are.

Swiss are forbidden from mowing lawns on Sundays - too noisy. So at least to respect her owncountrymen and women, does she keep it down when having sex on God's resting day?

LOL...a whispering freak!