You think Zurich is boring? Try Berne, the City of the Living Dead, where having a dog, smiling in public or looking like you haven't got a metal rod stuck up your arse makes you the object of long, curious stares. The Swiss are awful people, always yapping at you about rules and regulations, smiling is heavily taxed (that's why they don't do it) and I can't wait to leave...the day I cross the border into France to get away can't come soon enough.
