just include:
- # of people laughing per m2/per Person
- % of people not staring at the floor when passing (national sport of active ignoring everybody)
- % of swiss girls able to be charming
- # of funny people per km2
- # of people claiming to be spontanous and never been so far from being it...
I have been to many parts of the world. And Switzerland is definitely NOT the place to laugh and to have a good time and friends. it's just for money and security and a quiet, boring life.