To Hansel

Yes, because no person of class, quality and industry would ever think to criticize any aspect of Switzerland.

Why, that is precisely THE factor that distinguishes the persons of class, quality and industry from losers, ignoramuses and ne'er-do-wells!

At the airport, you could ask all: "Will you praise the motherland in all personal and virtual interactions?" "I will" ... "Will you at any point cast a critical eye to anything you witness?" "I will not!" ... "You may pass good sir" ...